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Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the
spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to
have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump
organ, the young Minster noticed a cut glass bowl full of water sitting on
top of it, In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise!! Imagine his curiosity!! Surely Miss Annie
had flipped or something...! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange
sight in the parlor. When she returned with the tea and cookies, they began
to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no
longer. "Miss Annie," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).

"Oh. yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall
and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ,
keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a
cold all winter"