Actual Instruction Labels

[renovation]

- ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.

- ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

- ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.

- ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

- ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

- ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

- ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.

- ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

- ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

- ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.

- ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

- ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.

- ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

- ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.

- ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

- ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.

[Viperoni]

Lol for indoor or outdoor use only

Like there's any other kinda ways to use it......

[Zyph]

Originally posted by renovation
- ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.

<font color="orange"><b>What is "the </font><font color="orangered"><i>other</i> </font><font color="orange">use"? </b></font>

[Kazer]

some of these crack me up !!!

hahah, no purchase necessary. Details inside. hahaha, never really thought about that until now.

use like regular soap, lol

open packet, eat nuts, hahahahaha contains nuts, hahaha

my favorite is the kitchen knife, it's a good idea to keep knives out of children, haha