16 Ways To Cope With Stress

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16 Ways To Cope With Stress

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16 Ways To Cope With Stress


1) Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

2) Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

3) Pay your electric bill in pennies.

4) When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

5) Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

6) Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.

7) Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

8) Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

9) Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

10) Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

11) Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

12) Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

13) Dance naked in front of your pets.

14) Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

15) Drive to work in reverse.

16) Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa
the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. :help
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Re: 16 Ways To Cope With Stress

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Originally posted by renovation

8) Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
Personally, this sounds more stressful to do.....C=100 right??

13) Dance naked in front of your pets.
This works. ;)

15) Drive to work in reverse.
This sounds like tooooooo much fun. :D

16) Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa
Been doing this for years.....it's finally caught up with me tho. :(
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. :D
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