Things you will never hear an overclocker say...

klingon · Post by **klingon** » Sat Nov 17, 2001 9:45 am

Ok it has been done before but its a funny thread, I'll start:

There are 3 CPU manufactors AMD, Intel and Pentium, everybody knows that.

wvjohn · Post by **wvjohn** » Sat Nov 17, 2001 12:12 pm

i tried to unlock my cpu by putting the key in the lock in the front of the computer but it didn't go any faster!

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Sat Nov 17, 2001 2:39 pm

bah. Who needs another 3 mhz. I'll stop here...

klingon · Post by **klingon** » Sat Nov 17, 2001 3:05 pm

The goop cools the computer, the more you put on the colder it gets!

VidmanII · Post by **VidmanII** » Mon Nov 19, 2001 2:17 pm

" I really don't need another fan in here, do I?"

SuperDave · Post by **SuperDave** » Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:24 pm

"I just bought this 1337 new Tyan board!"

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Mon Nov 19, 2001 5:33 pm

"I don't need a heatsink, just a fan..."

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Mon Nov 19, 2001 7:23 pm

My Celly 366 will overclock 800! My bios says so...

hammer01 · Post by **hammer01** » Mon Nov 19, 2001 7:59 pm

Well this overclock is good enough.

SWScorch · Post by **SWScorch** » Mon Nov 19, 2001 9:27 pm

60 frames per second @ 1024x768 is enough for me!
I dont need a bleeding edge computer; all I do is play games.
Why the hell would someone cut a window in their case??
Why would you want a heatsink that weighs 2 and a half pounds!??!

cpuFAILURE · Post by **cpuFAILURE** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 11:15 am

I'm perfectly happy with just a 13mhz overclock.

klingon · Post by **klingon** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 4:30 pm

Hmm do I need a digital camera to "flash" my bios?

Busby · Post by **Busby** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 5:07 pm

There is no need for water cooling.
Video cards don't need good cooling.
RAM sinks? What are those?
That fan's too noisy to be able to cool good enough.

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 5:21 pm

Who needs case fans? I will just leave my case open!

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:13 pm

LOL that reminds me of when i had my Cel300a@504... I had a hell of a time keeping the inside of hte case cool... So i took the side panel off and put an 18inch box fan in front of it... Never had cooling problems again

What you mean there's suppose to be a heatsink on the CPU?