1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round
table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much
pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey
maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was
confiscated from algebra class because it
was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies
near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade
thrown into a kitchen in
France would result in
Linoleum
Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit
flies like a banana.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist
camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were
hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the other, You
stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the
baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on
the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'
15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to
a hospital. When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse
said, 'No change
yet.'
16. A chicken crossing the
road is poultry in motion.
17. The short fortune-teller who
escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
18.> The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.
19. A backward poet writes
inverse.
20. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In
feudalism it's your
count that
votes.
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