2 of these facts are true, but one of them is false. Which one do you think is false!

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2 of these facts are true, but one of them is false. Which one do you think is false!

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1) The weasel changes its name in the winter! The weasel, which is brown in summer, is known as an ermine in winter once its fur turns white!

2) Once at 5 months of age, an adult mouse becomes alergic to any dairy product!

3) The seeing eye dog cannot tell when a traffic light turns from green to red! It guides its owner across the street by watching traffic flow and the motions of other pedestrians!
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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
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2.....dogs are color blind.
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Post by ilike2bbarefoot »

1 - Ermines may be similar to weasels...but they're not the same :)
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All of 'em are false, he's playing head games.....(In other words, I'm clueless....)
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I'm with cjinx, i think reno's full of shit! hehe :)
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i think 1 too.
ermines are called ermines year round.
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Im ganna have to go with 2, mouses love cheese, or so i hear, so it wouldnt make sense 4 them to be alergic to it :)
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