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Short but absolutly true:
Just before we moved house last year at a BBQ our neighboughs confessed that when our upstairs toilet/shower room window (a kind of artistic frosted glass thing which faces the street) got steamed up it became transparent from the outside. They had apparently known this for about 3 years and just hadn't been able to face telling us.
What I want to know is Who the hell designs a frosted window for a shower room like that?
Anyway we were pretty embaressed, particularly about those times when we er, showered together...
Darkheart
Just before we moved house last year at a BBQ our neighboughs confessed that when our upstairs toilet/shower room window (a kind of artistic frosted glass thing which faces the street) got steamed up it became transparent from the outside. They had apparently known this for about 3 years and just hadn't been able to face telling us.
What I want to know is Who the hell designs a frosted window for a shower room like that?
Anyway we were pretty embaressed, particularly about those times when we er, showered together...
Darkheart
Just last week I was in an elevator in an Atlantic City casino. There was me and about 4 or 5 patrons of Chinese ethnicity. I had just eaten in our lousy employee cafeteria and had gas BIGTIME. I tried to let out a silent fart but I wasn't that fortunate. It was a real ripper and I broke out laughing. The other people looked stunned and then started jabbering amongst themselves in their native language. They weren't amused. Luckily ( for me, not them) I got off before they did. It wasn't smelling like a rose in there when I got off either!! 
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About 20 years ago I was fresh out of high school and working at a peanut butter factory. One Saturday there were just a few of us in the plant doing some cleaning. I was near the corner where the wharehouse section of the factory connects to the production area when I heard a hi-lo coming (keep in mind the intersection had those opaque flaps hanging so you couldn't see sh!t thru them). Being young and having an "I don't give a sh!t about this job" attitude I decided to scare my friend on the hi-lo...I knew it was him on the hi-lo because he was the only hi-lo driver working that Saturday. I stood an empty pallet on it's side and planned on pushing it into the path of the hi-lo as it emerged from the flaps. It was gunna scare the shit out of my friend and I would have a great laugh. So just as I saw the flaps start to move I shoved the pallet with all my might so it would hit the forks of the hi-lo as it came thru. Guess what...the president of the company was walking ahead of the hi-lo! He was about halfway thru the flaps when I noticed him, unfortunately the pallet was on it's way. The pallet hit him and he went flying! After his initial "What the fvck!", he saw me standing there and picked himself up off the floor. As he was limping to his office he points to me and says, "My office...NOW!"
So just as I saw the flaps start to move I shoved the pallet with all my might so it would hit the forks of the hi-lo as it came thru. Guess what...the president of the company was walking ahead of the hi-lo! He was about halfway thru the flaps when I noticed him, unfortunately the pallet was on it's way. The pallet hit him and he went flying! After his initial "What the fvck!", he saw me standing there and picked himself up off the floor. As he was limping to his office he points to me and says, "My office...NOW!"OK short but sweet:
I was 18 (long time ago) and me and my buddies decided to get hammered and go see movie at the Berkley theater. Prior to the movie I pounded down a pint of Jack Daniels and chased them with 4 Bartle and James wine coolers.....
Half way through the movie I felt something stirring in my bowels and figured I had to take a sh1t. Off I went to the sh1tter.........an hour later I was rudely awakened by my friends and their excessive laughter. Evidently I passed out while takin' my dump and fell to the floor, pants still down to my knees and there I lay for who knows how long. Of course this was one of those bathrooms that didn't have doors on the stalls.......DOH!!!!!!
I was 18 (long time ago) and me and my buddies decided to get hammered and go see movie at the Berkley theater. Prior to the movie I pounded down a pint of Jack Daniels and chased them with 4 Bartle and James wine coolers.....
Half way through the movie I felt something stirring in my bowels and figured I had to take a sh1t. Off I went to the sh1tter.........an hour later I was rudely awakened by my friends and their excessive laughter. Evidently I passed out while takin' my dump and fell to the floor, pants still down to my knees and there I lay for who knows how long. Of course this was one of those bathrooms that didn't have doors on the stalls.......DOH!!!!!!
OK, so mine is sort of embarrsing and a bit long, but it's good...
I grew up in San Diego, about 30 minutes from Tijuana. Since we were in high school and it is really easy to drink there when you're 16, my friends and I used to go down every other weekend or so. Ocassionally one of my friends would get lucky with some American girl down there, but never me. My friends used to laugh and tell me that it just proved that I was gay since I never hooked up.
So, on about our 10th trip down there, we were all trashed and this cute, 25 year old girl comes over and starts talking to us. I decide I've had enough of my friend's crap, and that it's time I hook up. To my surprise, none of my friends put up any sort of fight when I started flirting with her and were completely encouraging me. So anyway, one thing leads to another and I borrow the keys to my friends truck and cross the border with the girl. We're in truck bed, fooling around, I'm naked and I start to take off her jeans.
When I get them off I realize something is wrong. I realized instantly why my friends didn't want "her" for themselves. Evidently I was the only one in the group who didn't realize it was a man, dressed as a woman. To top it off, the guy realized that I didn't know he was a trans. got pissed off, kicked my ass and stole all of my money.
When my friends showed up they were totally cool about it and felt bad and promised not to tell anyone. But by the next week, everyone in my high school knew I had been beaten up and robbed by a transvestite I picked up in Mexico...
I grew up in San Diego, about 30 minutes from Tijuana. Since we were in high school and it is really easy to drink there when you're 16, my friends and I used to go down every other weekend or so. Ocassionally one of my friends would get lucky with some American girl down there, but never me. My friends used to laugh and tell me that it just proved that I was gay since I never hooked up.
So, on about our 10th trip down there, we were all trashed and this cute, 25 year old girl comes over and starts talking to us. I decide I've had enough of my friend's crap, and that it's time I hook up. To my surprise, none of my friends put up any sort of fight when I started flirting with her and were completely encouraging me. So anyway, one thing leads to another and I borrow the keys to my friends truck and cross the border with the girl. We're in truck bed, fooling around, I'm naked and I start to take off her jeans.
When I get them off I realize something is wrong. I realized instantly why my friends didn't want "her" for themselves. Evidently I was the only one in the group who didn't realize it was a man, dressed as a woman. To top it off, the guy realized that I didn't know he was a trans. got pissed off, kicked my ass and stole all of my money.
When my friends showed up they were totally cool about it and felt bad and promised not to tell anyone. But by the next week, everyone in my high school knew I had been beaten up and robbed by a transvestite I picked up in Mexico...
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Food for thought here:
I'd have to think that a story like that is almost too good to be true. Maybe he just wants to win REAL bad? Just a thought. Note: 1 post at PCA and that's it.
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