Whats the best line you have used on a chick?

nexus_7 · Post by **nexus_7** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 11:25 pm

I was just out with this Super church nut chick, told her she had eyes God would kill for. Ka CHING! who would have thought.

Im sure I have have used but I just thought of the thred.

Greg

TheSovereign · Post by **TheSovereign** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 11:45 pm

pretend to be shy slowly walk up
say
hello, you look like a very interesting person

ait: but ive been told not to judge a book by its cover
so can we go see if i was right?

ive gotten a couple that way
and its not cheesy sounding

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:12 am

Church nut chicks! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Their either super boring or they are wild as hell! Thats what i've found at least lol

MRCOMPUTER · Post by **MRCOMPUTER** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:29 am

"Do you believe in the Here After?"

"Then, you know what I'm here after!!!"...:B

blade · Post by **blade** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:40 am

...Then you know what I'm here after

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

If she smiles then proceed, if she frowns or starts to freak just say "Particularly nasty weather"

"Your body must be VISA cause its everywere I want to be."

"So, your a girl HUH?"

"You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room!"

d_b · Post by **d_b** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 6:12 am

Lines? I prefer the straight forward aproach. I'm horny, want to do it?

Jim Z · Post by **Jim Z** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 7:43 am

Whats the best line you have used on a chick?

"Hi."

Unfortunately it didn't work.

Busby · Post by **Busby** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:17 am

Originally posted by d_b
Lines? I prefer the straight forward aproach. I'm horny, want to do it?

So how many have you gotten with that line d_b?

chottoED · Post by **chottoED** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:10 am

Nexus... "KA CHING"??? <nudges Nexus> what did you mean by that???
(You're going straight to hell btw... but you'll be happy as hell

)

Blade... "Your body must be VISA cause its everywere I want to be."
LOL, that's so funny I almost crapped myself :laugh

d_b · Post by **d_b** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:02 pm

Originally posted by Busby

So how many have you gotten with that line d_b?

A few but the last one I married. I should have known not to though, my mama always told me not to marry someone who's sluttier than yourself.

Fu Manchu · Post by **Fu Manchu** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:29 pm

Originally posted by d_b
Lines? I prefer the straight forward aproach. I'm horny, want to do it?

now thats what i am talking about

who needs cheeze ball lines when it usually works better to jsut go and say something like

nice tits .... wanna F**K

d_b · Post by **d_b** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 8:31 pm

Right on joe. i never made any false pretenses in my desire for cheap, meaningless sex

UberNeuman · Post by **UberNeuman** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 8:36 pm

I can't add anything to good pick up lines, but if you have an idea that a woman likes you, that the word "desire" tend to make those lovely ladies think more about you... As in, "I desire you..."

and don't say it unless you mean it...

peace out,
da Uber

marscheese · Post by **marscheese** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:45 am

one I made up in 7th grade that I'm STILL proud about: walk up to a sitting girl, point between her legs and say "you gonna eat that?"

if that one doesn't work "I have money" should get you in her pants

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 2:22 am

LOL marcheese I'll have to remember that one... I've always went for the straight up approach... Get to the point and forget the BS... think the best one i used was on my current girl friend we was just bsin' one night about stuff.. Just outta the blue i said " I have a really little Johnson" she was like no shit. Then i said "You wanna see it to confirm it yourself" Needless to say she found out i was full of it, but i got lucky and we've been together for 2 years now...

Most chicks hear the big lines... catch them with the little line it makes most curious anyways lol