Dear Abby

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NascarFool
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Dear Abby

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Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be
married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but
really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding
together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list
because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that
happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she
just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew
where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally
decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my
father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to
be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I
shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did,
and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting
to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the
fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
Signed,
Confused in Carlstadt
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Post by Seth »

ahaha

now that was funny :)

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Post by Pugsley »

HA... thats so damed funny
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Post by PreDatoR »

ROFL!!!!!!!! :D
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LOL!!! :D
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Post by Quine »

Holy crap, lol I just spit soda on my screen!
great joke!
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