The most used word

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The most used word

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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD



Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the
English language.



Consider:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have
shit for brains.



With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get
off the pot.



You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit,

and tell others to eat shit.



Some people know their shit, while others can't tell
the difference

between shit and shineola.



There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit,

horse shit, and chicken shit.



You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the
shit,

or duck when the shit hits the fan.



You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.



You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than
a pig in shit.



Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit,

and some days are just plain shitty.



Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.



You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right
shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.



You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.



Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other
times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.





When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of the English language.



And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need
to know anything else!!



You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not
do so if you don't give a shit!





Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to
know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice
day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to
catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........

Well, Shit Happens!!!
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Post by darcy »

hehe ;)
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10/10
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