I just membered sumtin

glassoftea · Post by **glassoftea** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:52 pm

While I was on a six month Nav cruise back in 97 I spent a few days on liberty in Italy, while there I got very drunk and jumped in some bushes one night. Fast foward to a few years ago and the whole Jackass thing, I think they copied off of me.

Anyone think I can sue?

Anyone want to represent me in a court of law?

Glass

nexus_7 · Post by **nexus_7** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:05 pm

Ill be a wittness claiming I was there when you did it.

Greg

nitro237 · Post by **nitro237** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:17 pm

I was the one pushing you in the shopping cart. Sign me up

d_b · Post by **d_b** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:51 pm

In a few days I'll have my law degree from Bubba Bobs House of internet law degrees. It cost me $3.98 so I should be able to represent you all over the world.

BTW - I am an ordained minister of the church of (insert your religion here) and I'll even pray for our case.

guido1 · Post by **guido1** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:55 pm

I have an Uncle in the Law Firm Duwey, Screwem and Howe maybe he can help.

Slugbait · Post by **Slugbait** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:49 pm

Oh Jesus, now that whole night is coming back to me...over the years, I had to make up stories about the scar...

glassoftea · Post by **glassoftea** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:26 pm

d_b

When we win the case I'll refund your 3.98 back.

Please pray for me, religion=atheism

Slugbait-

Just remember, If you see my wife during the trial be sure to tell her that I DID get crabs from jumping in that bush..thanks.

It's all coming together guys.....

Pikachu · Post by **Pikachu** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:13 am

I'm a combat medic.... I know all about STD's and such not... Those crab infested bushes.... I'll send a squad out there to take samples, and do what lab people do....

I'm in!