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DIVORCED BARBIE

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.
"How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?"

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "sound familiar ?
the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. :help
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LoL :)
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Hahaha... too funny.
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It's not funny if your name is Ken. :(

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Well Ken, what did you expect? All you wanted was a meaningful overnight relationship ;) HeHe, nice car ;) ;)

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Who Gets to keep the computer....Barbie or Ken? :argue

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freebird, who said I wanted a meaningful overniter? :) I didn't say that. :D

You thinkg the car is nice, wait'll you the shiney plastic...oops, there are youngins present.
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Post by news »

Ooohh SURE Ken, bring up that "plastic incident" again. See why I couldn't take you any longer than a week ;)

Zyph, ken can keep the computer ... he seems to have a thing for "electronic devices" <img src= "http://www.pcabusers.net/forums/images/smilewink.gif">
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Barbie, I thought the "plastic thingy" was an electronic device so shouldn't <b>you</b> keep it? A week? :)
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HeHe, only if you insist <img src= "http://www.pcabusers.net/forums/images/icons/love2.gif"> BTW, could I borrow the batteries you have that come with the lifetime gaurentee ;)
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Friction causes heat. Heat melts plastic. You'd think they'd be glued to each other by now. aaaaaah, why am I in this thread. :eek: :D
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Blade, I thought you would have shown up disguised as G.I.Joe ;)
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This just ripped from the tabloids:


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HAHAHAHAHAHA....nice one <b>d_b</b>
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Ok, which one of you guys ran out to buy a Barbie doll after seeing that pic? :lol
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