Can you win this thread? It's only beginning!

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Tue May 29, 2001 9:25 pm

ROFFLE!!! That was good

I think I hate country music because it is out of tune 70% of the time from all the whining instruments and singing.

Believe me when I say I don't think anyone hates country more than me. I spent 2 hours a day on a hick bus for 5 years. The discman never came off. Needless to say I could never get it loud enough to drown out all the cheat'n, love'n, and leave'n in the background.

Bilirubin · Post by **Bilirubin** » Tue May 29, 2001 9:28 pm

Originally posted by bitSLAP
Believe me when I say I don't think anyone hates country more than me.

Certainly do me than I. Hating it requires giving it any thought in the first place...

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Tue May 29, 2001 9:46 pm

Let me put it this way:

While sitting in a bus surrounded by fine upstanding people with only one thumb, wairing overalls and demonstrating how shallow the gene pool can get while still surviving birth, I contemplated how fun it would be to prance through Nashville with an automatic weapon. Not like it would end the incestuous behaviour that started country music in the first place, but it would still be fun, and honor Charles Darwin in the process.

Zyph · Post by **Zyph** » Tue May 29, 2001 11:40 pm

As Much as I wanna continue this conversation tonight, I'm too tired (this weeklong substitute job is really getting to me.)

So I'm the last post of the night.

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Tue May 29, 2001 11:54 pm

I think not.

Stacy · Post by **Stacy** » Wed May 30, 2001 12:28 am

Boy oh boy do you need sleep....12:40 A.M. is now morning.....

And of course, that's according to your time zone....we still have an hour and a half out west here...

ilike2bbarefoot · Post by **ilike2bbarefoot** » Wed May 30, 2001 9:46 am

*yawn*

I like sleep, sleep is good.

So, I take it no one disagrees with me on country music? I don't blame you.

What's next on the opinion list? I got bunches more for y'all if ya want 'em

Zyph · Post by **Zyph** » Wed May 30, 2001 1:16 pm

Well, I'm happy

....My Ears aren't bleeding anymore!

They Don't Have country music playing anymore!

They have Lite Rock/Pop playing, but it's WAAAY Better than country. :up

Well, all I have to do is get rid of this runny nose/sore throat <snif> and I should be good.

Kaworu · Post by **Kaworu** » Thu May 31, 2001 2:53 am

Here is my opinion, this thread has gone to far

Stacy · Post by **Stacy** » Thu May 31, 2001 7:45 am

Well, I suppose it should turn back before it gets lost.

ilike2bbarefoot · Post by **ilike2bbarefoot** » Thu May 31, 2001 8:47 am

You're probably right, Stacy. Where is the steering wheel?

BTW, thanks for the picture. Maybe with a few reverse color effects I can get rid of the water. Wouldn't you be surprised to see your feet as my avatar?

Bilirubin · Post by **Bilirubin** » Thu May 31, 2001 9:24 am

anybody have any spare sleep they can spare me?

ilike2bbarefoot · Post by **ilike2bbarefoot** » Thu May 31, 2001 9:34 am

Sorry, I'm all out of sleep for the day

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Thu May 31, 2001 9:43 am

I ripped this from an audiophile forum I frequent:

PS- Did you ever hear what happens when you play a
country song backwards?

You get your wife back, your job back and your truck
starts...

ilike2bbarefoot · Post by **ilike2bbarefoot** » Thu May 31, 2001 10:28 am

You forgot about getting your dog back