I'll be throwin' some other secret -type stuff in along with the delta too. All of which will be of use to any PC enthusiast. Free Giveaway ! ** contest over**
contest runs thru SUN. nobody has won nuthin' yet. Certainly some creative entries tho! I'll be throwin' some other secret -type stuff in along with the delta too. All of which will be of use to any PC enthusiast.
I'll be throwin' some other secret -type stuff in along with the delta too. All of which will be of use to any PC enthusiast. AMD Ph II X4 955 BE 3.2 @ 3.8 GHz | Scythe SCSMZ-2000 | ASRock 880GMH/USB3 | 8 GB G.Skill DDR3 1600 | Radeon HD5670 | Kingston 128GB SSD
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Lavender Rain
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I don't care about the fan, I just want to vent..... (btw, Pred's woman. He said he'd deny it, so I will deny him what he wants, hehehe)
Well, I like the idea of a copper wire being inserted into his penis, while the other end is shoved into an outlet. Let him have that for a little while. Maybe rip off his foreskin, beat him with it, and then make him eat it. Then take a hand held mixer (ya know, the kind you use to mix up batter?), stick the wisk up his ass, and hit HIGH for, oh, let's say 5 minutes or so. Tie his ass upside down for about two days, while he goes through more penile electro-shock therapy. Then, I'd cook him my kick ass PORK CHOPS (yummy!) and make him eat every single bite, and then drink the blood drippings from the package. I'd also like to cut open his legs, and take the bones out, one piece every day (where does that sound familiar?) Maybe make him eat a messy diaper of my daughter's after she finished a bag of salad and half a case of peaches. Shove a watermelon up his ass, that would be interesting (I think I have issues with shoving things up people's butts). Maybe make a lot of Afganistan women walk in front of him, with all of their skin showing (I'd have to close my eyes for that one). Put him to his death by tying him upside down, once more, and make a few swarms of killer bees attack his sorry ass.
This was fun! Thanks for the opportunity to vent......
Ali
Well, I like the idea of a copper wire being inserted into his penis, while the other end is shoved into an outlet. Let him have that for a little while. Maybe rip off his foreskin, beat him with it, and then make him eat it. Then take a hand held mixer (ya know, the kind you use to mix up batter?), stick the wisk up his ass, and hit HIGH for, oh, let's say 5 minutes or so. Tie his ass upside down for about two days, while he goes through more penile electro-shock therapy. Then, I'd cook him my kick ass PORK CHOPS (yummy!) and make him eat every single bite, and then drink the blood drippings from the package. I'd also like to cut open his legs, and take the bones out, one piece every day (where does that sound familiar?) Maybe make him eat a messy diaper of my daughter's after she finished a bag of salad and half a case of peaches. Shove a watermelon up his ass, that would be interesting (I think I have issues with shoving things up people's butts). Maybe make a lot of Afganistan women walk in front of him, with all of their skin showing (I'd have to close my eyes for that one). Put him to his death by tying him upside down, once more, and make a few swarms of killer bees attack his sorry ass.
This was fun! Thanks for the opportunity to vent......
Ali
Actually, let me take a stab at him 
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1. Shave every little piece of hair off of him. (yes, EVERYTHING)
2. Cut off his thumbs
3. Shove the thumbs up his ass
4. Hold him above of a pool of acidic acid, until it eats off his legs
5. Place his head into an oven as it is at 400 degree F.
6. Cut the rest of his fingers off, and make him eat them
7. Get another man from the taliban and only let him survive if he ass raps Osama (ewwww)
8. Stick his dick in a cup off acidic acid until it is gone
9. Leave his arms in a pool with paranas, until they are gone
10. Tie him to a chair, and drop him from mount everest. If he somehow survives, we drop him from air airplane at 45,000 feet.
After doing that, I do kind want the Delta, maybe to see how loud and effective it is at cooling.
:1. Shave every little piece of hair off of him. (yes, EVERYTHING)
2. Cut off his thumbs
3. Shove the thumbs up his ass
4. Hold him above of a pool of acidic acid, until it eats off his legs
5. Place his head into an oven as it is at 400 degree F.
6. Cut the rest of his fingers off, and make him eat them
7. Get another man from the taliban and only let him survive if he ass raps Osama (ewwww)
8. Stick his dick in a cup off acidic acid until it is gone
9. Leave his arms in a pool with paranas, until they are gone
10. Tie him to a chair, and drop him from mount everest. If he somehow survives, we drop him from air airplane at 45,000 feet.
After doing that, I do kind want the Delta, maybe to see how loud and effective it is at cooling.
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Hipnotic_Tranz
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Chinese water tourture. Lay him down on an electrified metal surface and have him strapped down to it. One water drop every minute, per life lost 9-11. This would be in a cold, dark room with no lighting.
After all the drops have dripped, light the room up very bright so that he can hardly see since he's been in completely darkness for so long. Once blinded and strapped down, take a whip and whip him as to make many, many cuts along his body including his back (roll him over if you have to). Then poor salt water all over his body and give short bits of electricution until he starts bleeding furiously.
Next, cut him with rusty nails and metal and wait a few months, make sure he's got gangreen on one of his legs. Amputate it. After that let him leave what looks like the prison and on his way out while his back is turned, shoot his other leg, in the knee which will then make him buckle and fall.
Next, drag him back into the room and strap him in a chair, letting each victim from 9-11 come by and kick him in his stub--thus making it bleed. Lets see, after that you can knock him out (either medically or using physical force ) and tape an M-80 to his hand--and make sure his hand is closed tightly. When he awakes, light the fuse--and have it a long fuse. Tell him if he says he's sorry we'll stop the fuse. We won't though.
Next to last, we'll take a soldering Iron and put it up to his eye until it melts it. (courtesy "under seige")What else does he have left? Oh his life...... Well, put him in a room with VX Poison gas, which will make him spasim so hard he'll break his own back and spit his guts out. Which will be AFTER his skin melts off. (courtesy of The Rock)
After all the drops have dripped, light the room up very bright so that he can hardly see since he's been in completely darkness for so long. Once blinded and strapped down, take a whip and whip him as to make many, many cuts along his body including his back (roll him over if you have to). Then poor salt water all over his body and give short bits of electricution until he starts bleeding furiously.
Next, cut him with rusty nails and metal and wait a few months, make sure he's got gangreen on one of his legs. Amputate it. After that let him leave what looks like the prison and on his way out while his back is turned, shoot his other leg, in the knee which will then make him buckle and fall.
Next, drag him back into the room and strap him in a chair, letting each victim from 9-11 come by and kick him in his stub--thus making it bleed. Lets see, after that you can knock him out (either medically or using physical force
) and tape an M-80 to his hand--and make sure his hand is closed tightly. When he awakes, light the fuse--and have it a long fuse. Tell him if he says he's sorry we'll stop the fuse. We won't though. Next to last, we'll take a soldering Iron and put it up to his eye until it melts it. (courtesy "under seige")What else does he have left? Oh his life...... Well, put him in a room with VX Poison gas, which will make him spasim so hard he'll break his own back and spit his guts out. Which will be AFTER his skin melts off. (courtesy of The Rock)
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Oh boy! Just enough time between assignments to let loose some bin laden whoopass...
1. Force feed him lard, with glass particles mixed in.
2. Remove his arms, legs, eyes and penis with a dull butter knife. Sew him up so he lives.
2. Lock him in a coffin for a week, while still keeping him alive with an IV. By then there should be some pretty nasty infection happening around his internal wounds.
3. Roll him in broken glass, then roll him again in gun powder.
4. Inject LSD in his brain.
5. Throw him back in the coffin for a few days this time with ants.
6. Inflate him until he explodes.
1. Force feed him lard, with glass particles mixed in.
2. Remove his arms, legs, eyes and penis with a dull butter knife. Sew him up so he lives.
2. Lock him in a coffin for a week, while still keeping him alive with an IV. By then there should be some pretty nasty infection happening around his internal wounds.
3. Roll him in broken glass, then roll him again in gun powder.
4. Inject LSD in his brain.
5. Throw him back in the coffin for a few days this time with ants.
6. Inflate him until he explodes.
Submission #2
Strap him to the front of a Chevy Pickup, with american flag stitched to his chest with bobwire, driving through a dense wooded area at 100 miles an hour with tree branches ripping away at his skin til he looks like a character from hellraiser. Suspend him over the side of a boat in the ocean on the shark infested beaches of florida while his blood drips in water from american contestants who would shoot him with semi-auto paint-ball guns with alcohol filled paint-balls while watching sharks lunge out out of the water hacking off chunks of his flesh with their razor sharp teeth trying to get him.
Strap him to the front of a Chevy Pickup, with american flag stitched to his chest with bobwire, driving through a dense wooded area at 100 miles an hour with tree branches ripping away at his skin til he looks like a character from hellraiser. Suspend him over the side of a boat in the ocean on the shark infested beaches of florida while his blood drips in water from american contestants who would shoot him with semi-auto paint-ball guns with alcohol filled paint-balls while watching sharks lunge out out of the water hacking off chunks of his flesh with their razor sharp teeth trying to get him.
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Coldfusion
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First I would make him have a sex change operation.Release him in his country for a year...(You know how they treat women ) Then I would bring him back to the US and have a reverse sex change and put a tatoo on his back that says Me likem Long and put him in Prison for a year with "Bubba" his love cell mate. Then after he was analy exhausted I would take him to New York and give all New Yorkers a Box Cutter that they may take a small piece of his flesh home to keep in a jar as a reminder or that tragic day! Of course to end it all I would leave his blood stricken fleshless insides to be eaten by a gang of hungry BALD EAGLES!!!!!!!
) Then I would bring him back to the US and have a reverse sex change and put a tatoo on his back that says Me likem Long and put him in Prison for a year with "Bubba" his love cell mate. Then after he was analy exhausted I would take him to New York and give all New Yorkers a Box Cutter that they may take a small piece of his flesh home to keep in a jar as a reminder or that tragic day! Of course to end it all I would leave his blood stricken fleshless insides to be eaten by a gang of hungry BALD EAGLES!!!!!!!
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rip out vocal cords so he can't speak
give him a sex change and wrap him up in a "god bless america" shirt
then drop him in afganistan
of course we will have small cameras placed on him so we can watch exactly what is happening to him
give him a sex change and wrap him up in a "god bless america" shirt
then drop him in afganistan
of course we will have small cameras placed on him so we can watch exactly what is happening to him
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
take him to one of our fine prisons where he would become the whole prisons b*tch...
then after a year make his ass clean up the damage done for anohter year
cut off his weewee and ballz.
then noitfy afganstan that we are terribly sorry and we are gonna return ben-laden to them
and when the day comes to return him to afganistan, take his weewee and ballz stick them up his ass and say sorry ben-laden youve just been f*cked.
strap his @ss on a atomic bomb and deliver him to afganistan.
-bret
then after a year make his ass clean up the damage done for anohter year
cut off his weewee and ballz.
then noitfy afganstan that we are terribly sorry and we are gonna return ben-laden to them
and when the day comes to return him to afganistan, take his weewee and ballz stick them up his ass and say sorry ben-laden youve just been f*cked.
strap his @ss on a atomic bomb and deliver him to afganistan.
-bret
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