This is my all time fav joke.
Little Stevie and his Dad were out one day in the woods. They came across two deer that were mating. Stevie asked, "Dad, what are they doing?"
His dad thought his son was too young to know about the birds and the bees, so he replied, "Uh, hmm, they're making fishsticks, son."
Stevie nodded his head.
Later that evening after dinner, Stevie walked in on his Dad while he was watching Basic Instinct. Stevie was a little shocked, but then said, "Hey Dad, they're making fishsticks, right?"
Stevie's dad said yes.
Stevie was sleeping, but then woke up to get a glass of water. On his way back from the kitchen, he heard noises coming from his parent's room. He threw open the door and gasped!
He shouted, "Hey I know what you two are doing!"
His mom was ashamed, and told her son it wasn't what it looked like.
He replied confidently to his mother, "It's okay Mom. You're making fishsticks. It's alright!"
His Mom was confused and asked why he thought such a thing.
Stevie told his mom it was because she had a little bit of tatar sauce on her lips.
Okay, I know, gross....but ask Pred...I'm a perv. (not too good at telling jokes anymore)
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::runs off to pester another AOL board :
